Man-self Meme: Jude

Here it is! Panel by panel:

1.) Apparently if I had a Y chromosome, I would look Irish. I think it's just the sideburns (which are EPIC. <3). I love the name Jude.
2.)All things I have now. You know, except the sideburns. But I'll tell you what, if I could grow them, I wouldn't hesitate!
3.) Differences? Well for one, if I was a boy I wouldn't bleed out my crotch once a month. And be supremely distracted by a nice pair of tits.
4.) Well, there are exceptions to this rule I guess.
5.) Easy access for WHO? I'll leave that to your imagination. ;3
6.) Yup. Look at my mad skillz.
7.) If I was a man, I'd be a boob guy. And a MAJOR pervert.
8.) Now why on earth is Me-With-A-Penis blushing?! And where is my hand?! o.o;
9.) And yeah, I'd be totally into James Bond. Like, about as much as I abhor it right now.
10.) Can you tell I drew this right after a bitch session with my mom?
11.) DO IT. O.O